Before I forget, here’s the obligatory ”About Me” post, whereby I recount many of my successes, and gloss over my failures, as these pages are wont to contain. Judge for yourself if I really have the balls to say what I do here.

 

As you’ve no doubt guessed, “Richard Cerno” is a pseudonym, chosen to protect my professional identity. Those who need to know have my true name, so if you need to ask, you don’t need to know. For the bottom feeders reading this, Richard Cerno is comprised of exactly two words – “Richard” reflecting the organ I most love to exercise (lust being my favorite vice), and “Cerno”, a latin verb meaning “to sift, to understand, to know”.

I am a businessman and an engineer, located in sunny California. I’ve been around the Band Camp of Silicon Valley for many a year, honing my skills, making money, building influence, and forming alliances. I consume knowledge in my spare time, with marketing, psychology (specifically, Behavioral Analysis), economics, and political science being my primary diet. Before you ask, yes, I do work in advertising, and can back my successes up in this field with clear, objective statistics. I am a musician as well, specifically a vocalist and guitar player, and have collaborated in many musical projects (and genres) over the years.

I am a lifelong, natural Satanist, the realization of which came from hard life experience living all over the world and the purposeful study of human nature. I am a more recent member of the Church of Satan, and wholly subscribe to his writings. My deepest interest in the Church involves the further development of what Magister James Sass calls, “Deep Satanism”

I do stay crunchy in milk, and fresh in the refrigerator for many months. Both my penis and my tongue are fully functional.  Some assembly required. If I don’t piss you off, then you’re not thinking, but remember: just because you’re pissed, doesn’t mean you’re correct. If you’re not thinking, then off to the desert with Ipissmuss’ Laurel and Hardy for you.

Welcome to the Boardroom. I speak for no one other then myself. If you find these posts of value, then stick around and pull up a chair.